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30 October 2005

A Real Quickie For Sunday Morning...


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ust thought I would give you a quick chuckle for this Sunday:

Some newspaper headlines or article headlines that have been spotted:

* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter.
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms!
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
* War Dims Hope for Peace.
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
* Police Chief says "when we find prostitutes on our streets, we stay on top of them.

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this date in 1918, Ted Williams, Red Sox hitter (AL MVP '46, '49; Trip Crown '42, '47). And in the death notices: 1893, Sir John Abbott, PM of Canada, (1891-92), dies at 72.
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