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07 October 2005

Would You Like...


ries with that thing, sir? It seems that David Waller, 40, of Lower Paxton, Pa., was offering something not quite on the menu.

Waller allegedly walked into the restaurant located off a local highway and headed toward the restroom. The problem started when he left the restroom. Ummmm he was naked.

After his tryout for a viagra commercial I guess he built up an appetite as he walked over to a table, and helped himself to the food that the two women seated in the booth were enjoying.

Customers were "obviously shocked," and one woman said, "What are you doing?" Waller then left the scene. One woman immediately dialed the police, and nearby officers tracked him down in his car. Waller is reportedly being held on $25,000 bail.

Observations and Questions
Okee Dokee.... WOMEN: If a naked guy walked over to your table and started eating your food... what would you do? GUYS: If a naked women walked over, sat down and started eating, what would you do?

Who Called Me Department
Someone called me at 2AM this morning and woke me up. The phone rang 8 times until I got out of bed and stumbled to the phone. When I said, "hello" they hung up. If you're male and you called me, don't ever, EVER call me again. If you're female, call back tonight at the same time.

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this date in 1927, Al Martino, Phila. PA, singer (Here in My Heart) also appeared in the Godfather. And in the death notices we find 2 of my favorite people: In 1849 Edgar Allen Poe, poet, dies in Baltimore at 40 and in 1959 Mario Lanza, singer, dies at 38 of a heart attack.

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