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21 January 2006

Today IS...


aturday... Right? Let's see, I thought it was Saturday when it was really Friday, and I was nicely corrected by Stacy from the Peanut Queen. Then I didn't realize that I had welcomed Tricia from WoodNotWood as Lisa. Darnit Lisa stop invading my brain... lol.

The only question is which Lisa? I think there are about 5 different women by the name of Lisa that visit and she knows who she is... ok, I slithered out of that one and now to move on. Come to think about it, there are 3 different Tricia's that visit. Dammit! I want different names now, this is too confusing.

And as always on the blog on Saturdays, here is a little joke:

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, That is what the fur is for!

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who the boss is here!!! You dont see me picking up your poop do you ???

Observations and Questions
Any plans for the weekend? No plans?

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices On This Date
Born this date in 1941, Placido Domingo Madrid Spain, opera tenor. And in the unending death notices we find in 1959, Cecil Blount de Mille producer (10 Commandments), dies at 77.

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