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26 February 2006

SUNDAY COMICS


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now why today is important? Because it's only 14 days until my birthday! That's right gang, you only have a few days left to buy me a birthday present! Ladies, you already know what I want and guys... ummm y'all don't have to get me anything... really, no... that's ok.



SUNDAY JOKES


In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

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A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Observations and Questions
Any plans for today?

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1928, Antoine "Fats" Domino New Orleans LA, rhythm & blues pianist/singer (Blueberry Hill). And in our death notices today we find in 1997, David Doyle, actor (Charlie's Angels), dies at 67.
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