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19 February 2006



ow, once again you guys came through with your suggestions... all of them. I'm going to go through everyone of them and then decide. If anyone else comes up with anything different, just let us know. Just to let y'all know, I was never really considering a 'show us your butt' contest. I threw that in there knowing y'all would not go for it, but come up with your own ideas. However, if anyone feels the need to send me a pic of their naked butt, I won't turn it down! lol


Naked Butt Pictures
A Bad Poetry Contest
Blind Contour Contest
Bad Limericks
3 Different Gimmick Ideas
Worst Outfit... Worst Hair... Fashion Disaster
Weirdest Keyboard Search to find your blog
Worst self-made video
Best/Oddest Pet picture
Pets that look most like their master
Taping yourself throwing a Sickie Day excuse Seizure and having our bosses judge which one is most convincing?


A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.


One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for New Year's Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."


It was a foggy night in Seattle and a helicopter was lost in the city. Running low on fuel the pilot pulled up to a tall office building. Looking into the window he saw a man alone in his office and called out to him:

"Where am I?"

"You are in a helicopter" the man responded.

"Thank you." the pilot responded.

The pilot immediately rose above the building and took a left. Moments later he and his passengers were all safely on the ground. One of the passengers asked:

"How did that guy in the office possibly help you determine out location?"

"Well", replied the pilot, "His answer was 100% accurate and 100% useless. At that point I knew we were outside the Microsoft Help Desk and just took a left to the airport."

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1955, Margaux Hemingway, Portland OR, actress (Lipstick). And in our death notices we find in 1985, Elizabeth Julesberg, author (Dick & Jane), dies.
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