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25 March 2006

AH HAH COMRADE, DAS GUD YOKE, NYET?


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nd now ladies and gentlemen, straight from Kremlin Hall and Vodka Bar in Moscow, your entertainment for this Sunday, please welcome Denska Shaneski. Clap, clap.

A little boy found a machine gun - Now his village's population is none.

A boy played in the sandbox with no one to mind him,
When softly a mixing truck pulled up behind him.
He peeped not a peep, cried out nary a cry -
Just his sandals stuck out when the concrete was dry.

Ok folks, come on now, these are actual jokes from Russia...

Katya went to swim in the river -
Dove on Wednesday, emerged on Saturday.

This is tough crowd today

"Rabinowich," a friend asked, "do you read communist newspapers?"
"Sure I do!" he responded. "How else could I learn what a happy life I lead?"

One day an officer is visiting a Russian school. He comes up to little Lovya.
"Who is your mother, little boy?"
"Mother Russia."
"And who is your father?"
"Comrade Stalin."
"And what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"An orphan."

The first Russian election was held when God put Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife."

Das its comrades and comradesses for our Yokeski From Russia Day here this Sunday. Come next week come for Sadam's Funny Laughing Storys from Prison. Gud show, promise!

P.S. I still haven't heard from Olga. (insert unhappy frown here)

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1479, Vasili III, Great Prince of Moscow (1505-33) and son of Ivan III. And in our death notices in 1994, Constantine Koukouchkine, Russian diplomat, murdered in Algeria at 41.
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