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18 March 2006

ssshhhhh... happy day after...


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o how many of you are reading blogs this morning through bloodshot eyes? Yeah, I thought so... y'all seemed like a rowdy bunch of characters to me to me anyway. Hangovers aren't fun. There's the headache, the dry mouth and the never-ending stomach churning. You shouldn't have to worry all night about the morning after misery. Ok, hurry up, run to the bathroom... I'll wait........

Feel better? Hehe hehe hehee... I know a secret about hangovers, but first, let's look at the definition, just in case you're feeling a bit ill and don't know what's wrong:

Hangover (hang-o-ver) noun. 1. Unpleasant effects resulting from excessive alcohol consumption. Common symptoms are: headache, nausea, dehydration, dizziness, thinking you have 2 mother-in-laws and almost everything else unpleasant you can think of.

1. The Cause
Well... we already know the answer to that one. Moving right along...

2. Symptoms
Heh, this is a fun part and I remember all of these as if it were yesterday: headache, irritability, nausea, fatigue, dehydration, body aches, vomiting, dizziness, diarrhea. Oh God, it's all coming back now.

3. Prevention
Uh huh... moving onto #4

4. The Secret
For centuries cultures around the world we have searched in vain for a cure for hangovers. While there are enough concoctions to make your head spin (if it isn't spinning already), few of them are helpful, and NONE cure the hangover. I'm sorry, I lied... there is no cure.

Observations and Questions
When you are ill is your significant other sympathetic? Or is the significant other still in bed moaning and dying?

ON STRIKE DEPARTMENT
Over on the left where I usually put Today's Holidays you'll notice a particular country listed first. Today is a holiday there. However, in protest, I am not printing anything about this country until they do the right thing and properly investigate Natalee Holloway's murder.

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1483 Raphael painter (Sistine Madonna). And in the dusty death notices we find in 1882, Morgan Earp, brother of Wyatt Earp, shot and killed while playing billiards in Tombstone.
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