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10 May 2006

IN PREPARATION FOR MY UPCOMING


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orld tour, I have been looking over some of the back-stage riders that some Hollywood types demand request at their appearances. Listed below are just some of the items that are required back-stage:



Keanu Reeves AKA Dogstar: (Please tell me he doesn't sing)
To be provided in the Artist's dressing room not later than the completion of sound check: 24 1 liter bottles of drinking water, 1 case of assorted soda, 2 large bottles of Lime Gatoraide, Asst. Fruit Juices, Asst. Snapple drinks, Coffee and Tea for 10 people, 2 cases bottled beer (Corona and Heinekin), 1 liter Absolut Mandarin Orange, 1 liter Jack Daniels, 1 bottle of Jordan Cabernet, 1 bottle opener and 1 corkscrew, 1 basket fresh fruit in its' natural state, 1 veg tray with dip and sliced cheese, 1 large bag tortilla chips and salsa, hot and cold cups and all needed condiments. AFTER SHOW 24 1 liter bottles of drinking water, 1 case bottled Corona and Heinekin, 1 liter Jack Daniels, 1 case asst. soda, 2 large pizzas, 2 large bags of ice.

Steven Seagal and Band (What does he do? Karate chop the audience?)
36 cans of Red Bull, Fresh coffee, 2 bottles Red Wine (Bordeaux), 2 bottles of white wine, 2 cases soft drinks, 24 small Penta mineral water, 24 small sparkling mineral water, 12 cans Beer (premium brand), 6 liters 100% OJ, 2 deli plates, 1 vegi plate, 2 fruit trays, clean ice, 16 clean bath towels, 1 hand steamer, 1 bottle mouth wash and 2 boxes of tissues.

Denny Shane Ensemble
So far after looking over the above lists and other lists of things stars require in their dressing rooms, I have decided I need the following at each stop along my world tour itinery (see masthead for city and country itinery): 2 fresh Philly cheesesteaks on order at all times, 10 hot Philly pretzels with mustard, 2 large Philly hoagies, Computer and hookup with high speed DSL line so Mr. Shane can keep tabs on his blog buddies, black jelly beans, fresh ice tea at all times, personal female massuesse, Deni Bonet and Bud Buckley CD's, CD player, asst. collections of Pavarotti, large screen TV and VCR. The room should also have plenty of fresh fruit, even though Mr. Shane will not eat any of it, it will look nice and healthy. All up-to-date medicines and difibulator just in case.

These are just a few items I will require. I don't think I am asking for too much so far. I will add to the list later as I go along.

Observations and Questions
If you were going on a world tour, what would you require in your dressing room?

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1850, Sir Thomas Johnstone Lipton, Glasgow Scotland, yachtsman/tea magnate (Lipton Tea). And in the death notices today we find in 1818, Paul Revere, American patriot.
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