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27 May 2006



iller has been in training. As you know you can see Killer on the new Killer-Cam on the left of the blog. He has enjoyed being on TV so much and having people from all over the globe viewing him, he has decided to go on the road. I'm telling you folks, this fish has an ego the size of... of... well, a whale!

He has put together a few jokes and wanted to test them out here on the News in front of his favorite audience. Ahem!

So without further adieu, Ladies and Gentlemen and Children of all ages, I proudly present, straight from his spacious 10 gallon abode in Houston, Texas.... Killer the Kommedian!

Ha Ha, good evening everyone. Let's get right to my jokes, ok?

Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: To the prawn broker!

Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!

Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!

Q: Where do fish wash?
A: In a river basin!

Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Where do little fishes go every morning?
A: To plaice school!

Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A: A motor pike!

Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible!

Ha Ha, well thank you and good night!

Okee dokee, I think the act needs a little something and we'll have to work on it a bit. He certainly isn't stage shy that's for sure. Please, don't clap... it only encourages him. Now he wants a pair of sunglasses.

Observations and Questions
So would you pay to go see Killer the Kommedian live on stage?

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1837 "Wild Bill" Hickok [James Butler] cowboy/scout. And in our death notices today we find in 1790 Jeremiah Carlton laziest man in history, heir to a large fortune at 19 went to bed & stayed there for next 70 years, dies at 89.
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