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15 May 2006

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...


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afe to start watching the entertainment news on TV... I absolutely am totally shocked at this story. I really am and believe me folks, absolutely nothing shocks me anymore in this world. Just goes to show ya that there's room for one more.

O.J. Simpson is apparently trying out as a comedian, of sorts. In a hidden-camera prank DVD titled Juiced, inspired by Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, Simpson tries selling a used Bronco. "It was good for me - it helped me get away," he tells a prospective buyer. "It's a car that I personally made famous. The car has escapability, if you ever get into some trouble."

Simpson is trying to market the DVD, the New York Post reports. Reviving his Naked Gun comedic skills, he performs as a rapper, a pizza delivery man, a windshield washer, and an elderly white man at a senior citizens' bingo game. We smell Oscar!

I'm sitting here dumb-founded and shaking my head.

Mascaraed pirate and Keith Richards impersonator, Johnny Depp, is upset that a Sunset Strip construction project will ruin the scenic views from his $5.4 million Hollywood Hills shack. He filed a lawsuit against city officials claiming that they violated environmental quality laws and that the development will block the view his two children have playing on the 21/2-acre lot outside his 7,430-square-foot home.

In the past, Depp has professed no profound love for this country, and he lives much of the time in France with actress Vanessa Paradisand their two children, Lily-Rose, 6, and Jack, 4. He told the German Stern Magazine in 2003, "America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you." A

s for his children, "I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out."

Of course that was before Pirates of the Caribbean and his asking price skyrocketing to $17 million.

Religious Section

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.

One little boy said,
"We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time. Then he said, "You are now baptized!".

When they got outside, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, .....because they pour the water on you."

"We're not Babtis, .....because they dunk all of you in the water."

"We're not Methdiss, ......because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"

They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do you think that means?"

"I think it means we're Pisscopailians"

Comments and Opinions
I like Depp as an actor and enjoy all of his movies... and yes, loved Pirates of the Carribbean and will probably go and see the new Pirates movie when released. Will you? And what is your take on this O.S Simpson deal?

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1981 Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips, daughter of Princess Anne, the 10th in succession to British throne... Hmmmm, if the 9 above her, suddenly started dying do you think Scotland Yard would look to her as the major suspect? Maybe OJ could sell his Bronco to her? And in the death notices for this date in history we find in 1926, Mohammed VI Vahideddin, last sultan of Turkey (1918-22).
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