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13 May 2006

MOTHER'S DAY, KILLER THE BETTA AND GEORGE CARLIN


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ell, I suppose the very first order of business today is to wish all of the mother's out there, and especially my own mother, a very happy Mother's Day! Mom, if I were up north today I would take you out to dinner. But since I am down here in Texas, I'll just take myself out to dinner today... and then call and tell you how great it was! Kinda/sorta like being here.

GEORGE SPEAKS OUT... AGAIN

Good ol' George Carlin. Never one to mince words, and speaking of mother's, my mother sent this to me Saturday morning and I thought this just would be a nice thing for a Sunday morning.

George speaks:
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, Hillary, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

Thank you George for those words. Hey, wanna run for President? We all could use a real laugh or two from anyone of those Washington types.

ANOTHER TWO NAMES GO UP ON THE WALL OF HONOR
Yep, late Saturday I was notified by PayPal that Killer received 2 more donations for the Save Killer Fund. First from Jason H. Jason... Killer and I both appreciate the donation more than you know.


The next donation comes from Lillian. Thank you Lillian very much... a true gem you are indeed!

Now the interesting thing is both Jason H. and Lillian work together. They work for a company that makes fishing supplies for tropical fish like little nets to catch the fish in when you need to do some internal work inside the tank. Not only did they each donate $1.00 a piece, they emailed me and said they were sending some Betta food! Talk about over and beyond...

COMMENTS AND OBSERVATIONS
How are all of you in the Blog World going to spend your day today?

I was just finishing up typing this and I looked over at the tank and Killer is staring at me. Now I am pretending to be typing but I am actually looking at Killer outta the corner of my eye. He's still got his little mouth pressed against the tank and he's looking at me. Hey, do betta fish have teeth? I just tried to look in his mouth but I can't see any...
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