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13 June 2006

I'D BE SO LONELY WITHOUT MY EMAIL


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hen I get bored during the day I look for constructive things to do like most people. One of the things I do not do anymore is check my emails much either. Why you ask? I know, I know... you think the big time editor of the "Not So Normal News" must get tons of interesting email, huh? Things that I could use on my blog... WRONG! I am giving you a small example of what I have received just this morning so far and it's only 4:30AM.

From: More Potency
Subj: (none)

From: Saundra
Subj: Your Powerman

From: Beat Down
Subj: On Hunger and Drop Weight

From: Adult Networks
Subj: 400 Adult Sites - Your Choice

From: Ginger Mangrow
Subj: Power Up and Rock Her World

From: Ed Mangrow
Subj: Power Up and Rock Her World

From: Timmy Mangrow
Subj: Power Up and Rock Her World

From: Tina Thickson
Subj: Wanna Have Sex With Me?

From: Hot Wifey 33
Subj: Can You Satisfy Me?

From: Perfect Replicas
Subj: In Time for Father's Day

From: Luxury Replicas
Subj: Rolex, Vitton

From: Shed 20 Pounds
Subj: 30 Days

From: Wife 22
Subj: Husband is Gone, very horny

From: Mava
Subj: Obesity Is Really Widespread!

From: Manly Man
Subj: Want 12 inches?

From: Loan Officer
Subj: Immediate Payday Loan!

From: Big Night Out!
Subj: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Hooters: $500 Certificate For YOU!

Observations and Questions
And these weren't even in the JUNK mail bin... What kind of emails do you get? Can you remember the best one?

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this day in 1892 Basil Rathbone Johannesburg S Africa, actor (Sherlock Holmes). And in the death notices today we find in 1979 Darla Hood actress (Little Rascals).
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