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30 August 2006

ANOTHER POOPY FIRST


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here are several things I will never write about on the "News". Poop has always been one of those subjects, especially Hollywood poop. But this story just begs to be written. And I am flushing out the details for you.

Now I know there has got to be at least one, maybe two fans of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes out there reading this article... but are there any Suri fans? If so you are about to be ummmm over-joyed, I think.

The two idiots are famous enough but now their poor little Suri is being drawn into the mess. David Kesting, the director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family." Of course it can! Special Note to my 5 kids I'm sorry guys I never thought of doing this for you.

The shiny sculpture will be at the gallery at least through September (unless people riot beforehand) and will be up for auction on eBay, with proceeds going to the March of Dimes foundation. Limited edition plaster replicas will also be for sale.

Daniel Edwards, who previously brought us Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston, the sculpture of a very pregnant and very nude Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, is the man responsible for this idea, which according to a press release was also inspired by the successful children's book Everybody Poops.

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