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19 September 2006

I MAY BE HORNY BUT THERE'S A LIMIT


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eenage hormones may run amuck every once in awhile but the following really... well, I'm not sure what it really says about teenagers today.

It seems that Nicholas Grunke of Wisconsin really has out of control hormones. In his local newspaper he noticed a picture of 20 year old Laura Tennessen. He stated that he really became smitten by this girl. The accompanying picture of the girl which was in the Obituary section of the newspaper obviously didn't matter.

Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother Alex and a friend, 20-year-old Dustin Radke, to rob Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse.

However, being the level-headed person he was, he also stopped at a local Walmart to purchase condoms. The necrophilia plot was disrupted Saturday night when police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville, where Tennessen is buried. When confronted by a cop, an "very nervous" Alex Grunke admitted to the grave robbing scheme, noting that his cohorts were then digging up Tennessen's coffin. When police arrived at the gravesite, Nicholas Grunke and Radke were gone, though cops noticed that a hole had been dug down to the concrete vault encasing the woman's coffin.

The plan was to open the casket, take the girls body to a spot behind Grunke's house where the night of un-consenual sex would take place.

The cops arrested all 3 when they were discovered by a patrol car. Arrested, the bail was set for all 3 at $1000 to $1500 each.

Observations and Questions
Okee dokee... I don't even know what to ask here. I guess the only question would be: "how far would you go for sex?"

Birth Announcements and Dusty Death Notices
Born this date in 1943 Mama Cass Elliot Balt Md, singer (Mamas & Papas-Monday Monday). And in the death notices in 1881 James A Garfield US president, dies of gunshot wound.

Holidays and Special Dates Today Around the World
Bhutan: Blessed Rainy Day
Chile: Army Day (1810)
UN observance: Intl Day of Peace
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